Polyarmory
High Calibre Love
"The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation FPS shooter."
What Is Polyarmory?
Players take the role of "The Prepper". A man who retreats to a desert bunker after taking a mysterious pill called Caliber™, awakening his firearms as sentient, dateable companions.
Beneath the bubbly exterior is a sharp satirical look at American gun culture, toxic masculinity, loneliness, and radicalisation pipelines. Drawn from the development team's lived experience.
Set in the same universe as OnlyCans: Thirst Date.
Feels like daylight robbery for how good it is.PC Gamer — February 19, 2026
Development Timeline
Jen replies: "Well now hang on."
The team is in.
Fact Sheet
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In the Press
| Outlet | Type | Date | Notes | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| PC Gamer | Best Of List | Feb 18, 2026 | The best free games on Steam | Read → |
| PC Gamer | Feature ~ full playthrough | Feb 19, 2026 | "Incredibly funny" ~ "daylight robbery for free" | Read → |
| So Many Games | Developer interview | Oct 20, 2025 | Full team deep-dive during itch.io era | Read → |
| Kotaku | Game listing | Ongoing | Listed with full media gallery | View → |
| GamesPress | Press release | Feb 13, 2026 | Official launch announcement | Read → |
What People Are Saying
Phenomenal game, hilarious writing, and a ladder that is climbable, true cinema
This game is absurdity given form. Incredible writing.
Feels like daylight robbery for how good it is.
This ain't a cowards game, it commits to the bit and I'm biting down hard on it.
I cannot recommend this game enough, It was not what I expected at all.
98% ♥
Press Enquiries
For interview requests (including in-character Colt Michigan interviews), additional assets, or anything else ~ the team is available and happy to help.