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Press Kit · Feb 2026
Scope Creeps ♥ Free to Play
Polyarmory
High Calibre Love
“The world’s only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation FPS shooter.”
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Steam Page
98%
Steam Positive Rating
7,500+
Downloads — First 8 Hours
FREE ♥
you can’t pay us for it
~8 hrs
Full Playthrough
Quick Access ♥
▶ Trailer
♪ Theme Song
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About the Game
What Is Polyarmory?
Players take the role of “The Prepper”. A man who retreats to a desert bunker after taking a mysterious pill called Caliber™, awakening his firearms as sentient, dateable companions.
Beneath the bubbly exterior is a sharp satirical look at American gun culture, toxic masculinity, loneliness, and radicalisation pipelines. Drawn from the development team’s lived experience.
Set in the same universe as OnlyCans: Thirst Date.
Feels like daylight robbery for how good it is.
PC Gamer — February 19, 2026
How did this happen?
Development Timeline
November 25, 2024 17:51
Alex messages the group chat:
“A game called Gunplay where you have to seduce your guns to use them in combat”
Jen replies: “Well now hang on.”
The team is in.
September 27, 2025
Itch.io Preview Release
The game is opened to playtesters via itch.io
February 13, 2026
Steam Launch ♥
Valentine’s Day Eve. New original theme song “Shoot My Shot” by The Stupendium. 7,500+ downloads in first 8 hours. Hit #2 on Steam Upcoming Releases.
One-Page Reference
Fact Sheet
Title
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love
Developer
Scope Creeps
Genre
First-person dating sim / Arena shooter / Visual novel / Political satire
Platform
Windows PC
Price
FREE ♥
Steam Launch
February 13, 2026
Playtime
~8 hours (full playthrough)
Steam Rating
98% Positive ~ Very Positive (169 reviews at launch)
Downloads
7,500+ in first 8 hours post-Steam launch
Pre-Launch
6,500+ wishlists ~ peaked #2 on Steam Upcoming Releases
Music
“Shoot My Shot” by The Stupendium ~ Spotify, Apple Music, Deezer, Amazon Music
Content Notes
Political satire, gun themes, sexual innuendo (not explicit), BDSM clown imagery. Stream-safe.
Previous Title
OnlyCans: Thirst Date ~ 3,489 Steam reviews, 96% Positive, Feb 2021
Steam
Link to steam page
Branding Assets
Logos & PNGs
All logo files free to use for press and editorial coverage. Please do not alter colours, proportions, or add visual effects.
POLYARMORY
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CAPSULE
Calibre Pills
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POLYARMORY
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Scope Creeps logo
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Media Assets
Screenshots
All images free for press and editorial use. Click to download full resolution.
Gameplay Screenshot
Desert arena — hearts + shotgun
Library Capsule
Key Art Portrait
Library Capsule
Key Art Portrait
Gameplay Screenshot
Desert arena — hearts + shotgun
Gameplay Screenshot
Desert arena — hearts + shotgun
Coverage to Date
In the Press
| Outlet | Type | Date | Notes | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| PC Gamer | Best Of List | Feb 18, 2026 | The best free games on Steam | Read → |
| PC Gamer | Feature ~ full playthrough | Feb 19, 2026 | “Incredibly funny” ~ “daylight robbery for free” | Read → |
| So Many Games | Developer interview | Oct 20, 2025 | Full team deep-dive during itch.io era | Read → |
| Kotaku | Game listing | Ongoing | Listed with full media gallery | View → |
| GamesPress | Press release | Feb 13, 2026 | Official launch announcement | Read → |
Player & Press Reactions
What People Are Saying
Phenomenal game, hilarious writing, and a ladder that is climbable, true cinema
HexxyLive — Steam Review
This game is absurdity given form. Incredible writing.
ThatTransKnight — Steam Review
Feels like daylight robbery for how good it is.
PC Gamer — February 2026
This ain’t a cowards game, it commits to the bit and I’m biting down hard on it.
EnbyKaiju – Steam Review
I cannot recommend this game enough, It was not what I expected at all.
MooMoon – Steam Review
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Steam reviews recommend this game
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Get in Touch
Press Enquiries
For interview requests (including in-character Colt Michigan interviews), additional assets, or anything else ~ the team is available and happy to help.
Email
hello@chelseahopkins.co.uk
Developer
Scope Creeps
Steam
Play Free on Steam